coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
what is snoop dogg even doing with his life
uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION
no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
A girl I used to work with who moved to Tasmania just started talking to me and suggested we go to Europe together. I’m not one to turn down an awesome opportunity haha. It feels so good to finally have a tangible goal I can physically work towards :).
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face