not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

(via losomt)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this."

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang). (via blindthoughts)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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(via monotonous-fellow)

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via thefuuuucomics)

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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(via prguitarman)

A girl I used to work with who moved to Tasmania just started talking to me and suggested we go to Europe together. I’m not one to turn down an awesome opportunity haha. It feels so good to finally have a tangible goal I can physically work towards :).